A girl from Wasilla one Fall
Wore a newspaper dress to the ball
The dress caught on fire
It burned up entire
Front page, sports section and all



Anybody care to start some good-natured political poems?

She started with spectacular flair
Till the earmarks she snared were laid bare
Will a red-lipped pit bull
Make the Dems look like fools?
Or is she just a bridge to nowhere?

Jitter: I am not a poet but will enjoy reading anyone elses poetry and limericks.

At the mirror stood a svelte-looking feline
She couldn't face the world like some she-swine
She leaned on the sink
Smeared lipstick bright pink
To disguise her identity as a canine

When your campaign is almost done-
Bring in an attractive woman and have some fun!
If she's smart and quite young-
She'll put the Democrats on the run-
Lipstick and all she's headed to the 'Ball'
as the Democrats take the fall!!

In this corner, Apollo McCain
A show of his game face? No strain.
He flexes and stretches
And glares at the wretches
And sneers at his pre-ordained pain

On this side? B'Rocky Obama
He brings in taut, sinewy drama
You can't drop your guard
He packs a punch hard
Just look at poor Hillary's trauma

We fidget and shift in our seats
The ring of the bell our ears meet
We stiffen and flinch
Our guts in a pinch
We're sweaty and flushed in the heat

The echo of opening bell
Just died in their roped-canvas cell
They're up off the stool
They're steely and cool
To face fifteen rounds of pure hell

Well, we've left out a couple of things
Like the bikini-clad babe in the ring
She announces each round
And struts up and down
Who could know that Alaska had bling?

To the ocean she's merely a creek
So she brags of her pit bull mystique
It sounds really hearty
But didn't her party
Condemn hard-chargin women as freaks?

We wait for the first body blow
To be landed in the glorious show
Oh wait, is this it?
Sarah landed a hit
She's smacking around on ole Joe

But Biden's a tough cookie, too
He gets to his feet proud and true
But he can't hit a lady
Who just had a baby
Oh what will B'Rocky's team do?

Now that's funny, mcgonser! Wish we could start a political cartoon thread.

Why Not: Ask and your wish is granted LOL

There once was a cat named mcgonser
Her skills at the keyboard were monster
She cuts and she pastes
All political tastes
I'm just writing this post here to thank'er

There once was a guvner named Sarah
Widely accaimed for her chuzpah
They claim it's no ruse
She field dressed a moose
Without smearing lipstick or mascara

Your welcome Jitterbug.

Well the only one I could think of involves Hillary..


There once was a lady named Hill,
Who was wed to a guy named Bill,
What passed through her lips,
Went straight to her hips,
So cigars gave B's girls their thrills.

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The economy heads to recession
Leahman Bros. the latest expression
Let's vote Barack
Get out of Iraq
Before it turns to depression

There once was a guy named Bob Dole
He's up there in age, the poor soul
ED ended sex
He lost his Flomax
The poor soul can't come and can't go