Oh how could he play this cruel trick?
A little town mayor John did pick
Bad news just comes faster
From the Alaska disaster
Turns out she's George Bush in lipstick!

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Naw. I'm just trying to figure out how a nice girl like McGonser ended up in the Repubican party.

I am guessing then that you never met Mcgonser. LOL
I don't know what her REpublican excuse is, but in the state of Kansas if you don't register as REpublican you will never be voting in any primary. So, if you know you are going to be stuck with a Republican in office, you need to register that way to at least get to pick the Republican you want. There are many closet Democrats here.

Nope. Never met her. Just having a little fun trying to draw out the limericks hidden deep within each of us. So you're telling me she isn't a nice, innocent bud of a flower?

Same is true in my town 'cept in reverse. If you want to run for office you have no chance unless you're a D. But there are a lot of closet R's round.

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So you're telling me she isn't a nice, innocent bud of a flower?

She is a great person, just had to give her some crap from afar!

Magee: shhhh! If someone wants to think nice thoughts of me, let them have their illusions.

Okay, she is just a sweet young rosebud waiting to be picked and sniffed by someone with a big pair of scissors.


A county attorney named Ty
Lost the election, byebye
With Kris as his wife,
He had a sentence for life,
And is doing the hard forty (sigh)

These limericks are just the right trick
To help us all laugh through this fix
Barak won't despair
Sarah's all hair
And rouge, eyeliner, lipstick

That Obama man scares the heck out of me--
McCain is just a war hero you see--
Now which of the two--
Do you think will do?
Me thinks probably the monkey in the zoo!

Thanks for the vote of confidence
Go Go Granny, I will accept the job
How grand it will be
The voters will see
A Presidential Monkey leading the mob!

Winter will come, the old grouch
A time when we sneeze and we slouch
We can't take the women
Canoein' or swimmin'
But there's things we can do on the couch

Here's the challenge. I'll post an unfinished limerick and each of you add your own last line. Give it your best punch line.


There once was a VP debate
That kept a few voters up late
Silver-tongued Joe
Went toe to toe . . . .

There once was a VP debate
That kept a few voters up late
Silver-tongued Joe
Went toe to toe . . . .

Got tongue-tied, it was fate!

There once was a VP debate
That kept a few voters up late
Silver-tongued Joe
Went toe to toe . . . .
And soon had lipstick upon his pate.

There once was a VP debate
That kept a few voters up late
Silver-tongued Joe
Went toe to toe . . .

The parry and thrust was just great!