Joe Experience debated Young Pup
All her knowledge would fit a small cup
The Republican sons
Declared she had won
On grounds that she didn't screw up

A debater, the eminent Joe
Whitened his teeth just for show
He went on TV
To show them to me
But Sarah's were brighter, you know

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I went to the bank for some cash
My hopes right away were soon dashed
The teller laughed loud
As did the whole crowd
"There's no credit no more, you dumb ash!"

Poor William F Buckley is dead
But his son is using his head
The conservative son
Has picked the right one
Not the right one, the left one instead

Jitter: just wanted to tell you that I enjoy you verses.

thanks, i enjoy your cartoons. one finger typing cause i think i broke a bone in my hand

Didya punch a moose woman?

pinched a moose

Not broken, just sprained


There once was a plumber named Joe
He wanted his business to grow
There was just one hindrance
He lacked plumber's license
Now he's known through the town as Wacko

There once was a public forum
Who all had quite a theorem
Each person was right
It caused quite a fight
So now we all just fear 'em

There once was a bug named Jitter
Who complained he broke his hitter
When it was just a sprain
He went and pinched her again
And now he has broken his sitter!

lol! Good one!

There once was a General named Powell
Known nationwide, a wise owl
On nat'l security
He's Mr. Purity
He just made a good choice, boy and how!

If called to a rally some day
Ya can't look like some wilted bouquet
Sarah's were moose fur
That didn't become her
So her wardrobe is now one fifty K