Twas The Night Before The Elections



Twas the night before elections
And all through the town

Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

" On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi"
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

Love it Dr!

Thanks mcgonser. I really hope everyone is concerned enough to get out and vote.

Way to go, Dr. Auto! Irene will be after you now!

pittypatter,

She prolly will. But thats okay because I know deep down inside Irene really loves me.

ODE TO JOE AND GARY

Joe Adams has bounced from job to job
for years all around this town.
Is he experienced enough to be sheriff
or could it be he's just a clown?

There is just so much more to it
than strapping on a gun
or pinning a badge on his shirt,
and we have just begun.

There are cases to investigate
and budgets to prepare.
There's so much more to being Sheriff
than teaching a class on D.A.R.E..

There are reports to write,
charges to file, and laws to be enforced.
No longer a follower - be the leader now
when you're the Sheriff, of course!

He will have to be available
to the public who voted him in.
Can he handle the pressures
from the outside as well as from within?

As Sheriff he has to be accessible
at all times, night and day
to citizens, dispatchers and his officers
no time left over now to play.

Everyone's safety is at his watch
from peacetime to disaster.
The difference between life and death
depends on the skills he has mastered.

So cast your vote wisely,
of Joe you should be wary.
Your life may depend on it
VOTE FOR EXPERIENCE - VOTE FOR GARY!

Y'all made my day!!! I was laughing so loud the neighbors came over with a six-pack to join the party! Who knew we had such accomplished poets among us? Rock on!

I also enjoyed the poems. Whether or not I agreed or disagreed with them, I found humor in both. Humor goes a long way towards making a lot of things better.