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Originally posted by Bob Janzen:
I've been thinking about doing something, but I've realized that I have no good ideas at all.

No 24 hour drunken gospel music marathons, no book signing tours, no exciting photo albums, no cows & bowling balls, and no reverse pet adoptions.

Nothing.

It's a dearth of good ideas which tasks me!

I do have one idea that I've been kicking around. I refer to it as Chance Posting, which is inspired by John Cage's theories of Chance Music, or Aleatory Music, as was taught by the late Werner Meyer-Eppler.

I don't want to discuss any of that here because it would spoil the effect of Chance Posting when I spring it on all of you. (If I ever do.)

I've also given some thought to going camping for a few days at a time. If I could sit in a tent, in the woods, for a couple of days; I could drink wine, read National Geographic magazines and eat baked beans. That appeals to me, enormously. Especially if it's cool and raining.

On the other hand, I have a strong feeling to simply be retired, stay home, sit down, and watch TV.

That's what I think I'll do, stay home and watch TV. I want to see whether or not Granny has to whomp Jethro out by the cement pond.

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You could pitch a tent on top of the Threefoot building. Take along a super-long extension cord for hooking up your television and crock potting your baked beans. Pack plenty of National Geographics and lots of your favorite wine (don't forget the can opener/corkscrew).

If you're pro-Threefoot, you could turn the event into a sit-in. You know, refuse to come down, and whomp empty bean cans at the protesters... You'll be a front page Meridian star, save the Threefoot, and have all the book signing tours you want.

Now THERE'S a plan!!!

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Originally posted by animal:
but don't knock the anal flamethrower until you've tried it ...

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I don't want to discuss any of that here because it would spoil the effect of Chance Posting when I spring it on all of you. (If I ever do.)