In this corner: Apollo McCain
A show of his game face? No strain
He flexes and stretches
And glares at the wretches
And sneers at his pre-ordained pain

On this side? B'Rocky Obama
He brings in taut, sinewy drama
You can't drop your guard
He packs a punch hard
Just look at poor Hillary's trauma

We fidget and shift in our seats
The ring of the bell our ears meet
We stiffen and flinch
Our guts in a pinch
All sweaty and flushed in the heat

The echo of opening bell
Just died in their roped-canvas cell
They're up off the stool
They're steely and cool
To face 15 rounds of pure hell

(To be continued. All invited to contribute.)

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Well we've left out a couple of things
Like the bikini-clad babe in the ring
She announces each round
And struts up and down
Who could know that Alaska had bling?

To the ocean she's merely a creek
So she brags of her pit bull mystique
It sounds really hearty
But didn't her party
Condemn stand-up women as freaks?

We wait for the first body blow
To be landed in this glorious show
Oh wait, is this it?
Hockey mom landed a hit
She's smackin around on old Joe

But Biden's a tough cookie, too
He stands on his feet proud and true
But he can't hit a lady
Who just had a baby
Oh what will B'Rocky's team do?

When I hear the word simpering
I think of Obama supporters whimpering
When I hear the phrase 'panties in a wad'
It reminds me of the democrats
Since Sarah Palin got the nod

Obama runs with terrorists
And Bidens a convicted liar
Neither are presidential
That's apparent by how easy it's been
For McCain/Palin to douse their fire.

A man named Tom Ridge was heard wailin'
His attempts to be VP were failin'
Cause the straight talk express
Under right wing duress
Preferred a moose eating VP named Palin

McCain's a nice guy, there is no doubt.
But isn't it time to vote the right out?
O'Bama's got dignity, charm, and class,
And can fire up all U.S. citizens en masse.
Let's get rid of the old and bring in the new,
Before the Repub's decide to spy on you too!

With all the attention she gets
The Republicans have a safe bet
Sarah campaigns alone
They send Johnny home
(But to which of the 7 they fret)

lol, ok, how bout this one...


It's time for a Republican tale
This time the VP isn't male
The right raised its voice
Sure she's not my first choice
But at least she isn't Dan Quayle

Good one. Try this-

Before we start gettin' all blamey
And criticize Johnny McCainee
Sarah's better than Quayle
(And even less frail)
And a hundred times better than Cheney

McCainee? LOL! That's a good one! What a poet won't do to make words work, lol.

A time that is hated by all
With attack ads running all Fall
Obama, McCain,
Just more of the same...
We'll wish we'd have chosen Ron Paul!

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Originally posted by ismileutoo:
McCainee? LOL! That's a good one! What a poet won't do to make words work, lol.

Shameless, ain't it, Ismile? But not as shameless as supporting Ron Paul, Bean. Keep 'em coming everybody. This is more fun than those serious arguments in the other threads.

The giant was sleeping, didn't much care
McCain/Obama, yawn, just more of the same
Then the MSM gang banged Sarah's family
And the Giant got mad
You woke up the Giant
Now Nobama Hussain is getting his butt kicked bad

Let's not spend any time in a rut
It don't matter which way that it's cut
This year's R's and D's
Will more likely please
Than the one that goes out on his butt

(In other words, either one we get is better than the one we got)

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Obama's getting his butt kicked bad?
Fragemall, I think you've been had.
Every day the poll numbers rearrange,
While both sides are now talking change;
Sooner or later one side will win,
and this election bs will finally end.

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and this election bs will finally end.

+1