This guy named jitter
Can be a kidder
But just remember
It's not November
So let's not brag
Obama's poll numbers lag
This will be tight
You can bet I'm right

Ahhh, those far right wingers,
it must be tough to worry so
about the gays and swingers.
And have you noticed that
teen pregnancy is suddenly
all warm and fuzzy?
But only if you're Republican.
Otherwise, you are a hussy!
All these years later, they
still haven't faced reality:
you simply cannot control or
legislate morality.

There once was a low country girl
A Southern lib resplendent in curls
A Carolina cutie
But the strength of her beauty?
She exposes hypocricy to the world

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(Back to the fight that started this thread)

The pugilists dance in the ring
Eyes glaring, fists darting in flings
They circle and bob
Sweat falling in gobs
So far neither has landed a swing

On the sidelines there's no reason for grins
Joe's sucking his breath through his chin
Why all out of air
From Sarah's slight stare?
Why she's sucked up all oxygen!

Sportwriters with tongues panting carnal
Are acting quite shameless and smarmful
They bump and compete
To offer their seat
To the hockey mom now become regal

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No to earmarks, Palin Is wailin'
But history shows, And what we should know, is regarding truth, she's failin'.

So let us commence to compare
The myth to the truth if we dare
Is she a reformer
With earmarks stacked to the dormers?
Or is Sarah a bridge to nowhere?

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C'mon mcCain/Palin lovers. We're giving you all kinds of opportunities to support your favorite in rhyme. This is all in fun. Let's hear some conservative poems a little more often. Nothing nasty, but tweak the libs a little bit in verse. Frag-em-all is doing all the work for you. Where you at Bean? Where are all the republican reformers out there?

Sarah said no to bridge earmark?
Her rantings earned her high marks.

But my problem, see, to wit,
Is that she was for it before against it.

Well, happyface, you're on the mark again! I think you've got the republicans speechless.

Here's one just to tweak the libs and jump start some conservatives:


You thought it a cynical sin
Name a dame to steal Clinton's women
But you were remiss
John's plan was just this:
Sarah Palin attracts all the men

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The more we argue and fight
The less we see the light
To make America strong
We all have to get along
When the election day is done
Let's join hands and have some fun
But before that time begins
My opponent's supporters live in sin

There once was a guy named Obama,
His ONLY ties to Middle America was his mama.
He tried with all of his might,
to relate to those that were in plight.
but his elite attitude caused him much drama.

The dem's are scared because the "baracuda" is hot,
They are afraid that she is pullin Ms. Clinton's votes who is not.
As hard as they try,
their gripes don't seem to fly.
And does anyone else think that Nancy Pelosi has had botox?

Now that Obamas behind
Rats are losing their mind
They bluster and fluster
they whine and they cry
Johnny Macs the catdaddy
that sent Obama byebye

Oh, Sarah can read well
and deliver a speech.
As a sportscaster should,
with an audience to reach.
It's substance I am concerned with,
not the length of her skirt.
This country can stand no more
of the same old dirt.
So, zip up your pants and
think with your brain.
The obvious answer: it ain't
Palin and McCain!