An old worn-out soldier named John McCain,
never thought choosing a soccer mom would cause him so much pain.
His chance in 2000 has came and went,
his energy and zest are now all spent.
He has a lovely wife who is filthy rich,
has so many homes--he doesn't know which.
Between the gov't bail-out of the S & L,
and Cowboy George's war from hell,
makes one wonder, makes one think--
Why is Johnny bothering with all this stink?

Nipsey Russell called, he wants his act back.

Why is Johnny putting up with all this stink
It's not for the money
It's not for the fame
It's because he loves his country
and he wants to keep us free
He knows Obama Hussain is a commie
and Big John will make him cry mommy

quote:

Originally posted by happyface:
Bailouts are painful, whatcha gonna do?
Doesn't matter if your state is red or blue,
McCain says, "These should have been the rules"!
But his history with S and L,
makes me thinks he is full of bulls.

You beat me to it! Here's another Sarah Palin one:

So why did John play this cruel trick?
A little town mayor he did pick
The bad news comes faster
From the Alaskan disaster
Turns out she's George Bush in lipstick!

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M Palin seems an accurate tag line.
They'll come after your wallet and come after mine.
To fix this mess,
And help buddies at the bank,
All the while telling us their poop don't stank.

Sarah Palin in her goofy glasses and poofy 'doo,
she'll make new rules for me and new rules for you.
Don't bother stopping by the library to pick out a book,
the controversial ones---Sarah done took.
Love of her country? Give me a break!
Sarah's in it for one reason---her own personal stake.

Two men contend for our soil
Sometimes they're like water and oil
The posters and bloggers
and internet floggers
Get put in a low country boil



(That's for my Carolina friend, who I assume has been to a low country boil a time or two.)

Two men contend for our soil
Sometimes they're like water and oil
The posters and bloggers
and internet floggers
Get put in a low country boil


(That's for my Carolina friend, who I assume has been to a low country boil a time or two.)
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Quite brilliant, Jitterbug~! And yes, a big paper sack filled with boiled shrimp in the middle of the table, salt and pepper at hand. Now, you can't pick that up at Captain D's. LOL

If Cheney went huntin' with Palin
And a big bullmoose came a flailin'
She may be hot
But he's a bad shot
And the ballot for Cheney you'd then mail in

Put the McCain/Palin campaign on hold!
The headlines were certainly large and bold.
We must concentrate on the financial mess at hand.
The one Republicans created before sticking their heads in the sand.
Give them plenty of money to make the repairs.
Buys dumb Sarah more time to cram on the world's affairs.

I keep a close watch on this wallet of mine,
I keep my mind wide-open all the time,
Gather your facts then stand in the voting line,
THIS COUNTRY'S MINE, MCCAIN/PALIN IN 09!

Welcome, Bob. I'm glad you joined us. We're having fun just making dreamy rhymes. And yours, this spoken from an Obama guy, is one of the dreamy ones! Just a good-natured poke. Keep 'em comin'!

They made up a whole industry
By lending to you and to me
And when it crashed down
In each little town
Gold parachutes landed softly

The worst financial trouble since the Great Depression.
A Republican scandal of unspoken confession.
Get out of the way--here comes Palin and McCain.
Another set of Republicans, doing the same.
The plan that they have is way out of range.
Ladies and gentleman, we need a vote for CHANGE.
This poor old country is hanging on the edge,
Don't vote for a candidate that inserts the wedge.

Okay, here's the challenge. I'll start an unfinished limerick and each of you put your own last line to it. We might get different answers from the D's and R's, ya think? Here it is:

There once was a VP debate
It kept a few voters up late
Silver-tongued Joe
Went toe to toe . . .