Sarah did a good job. I was impressed she is a regular joe

Say it ain't so, Joe!

What could Palin have been thinkin'
Lookin' at the camera with all her winkin'
For the men it may have been distractin'
But the women knew she was actin'
And it didn't keep her numbers from shrinkin'

Silly Sarah looked at the camera,
hair poofed and eyes opened wide.
She is used to the performing,
and constantly perfecting her stride.
'Tis just another pageant show,
another physical judging, didn't you know?
It's not like we expected her to have a brain.
Those legs are what convinced Johnny McCain.

There once was a lady named Palin
They gave her a great rousing hailin'
Isn't it strange
How quickly things change
'Cause now in the polls they are trailin'

This may become difficult to say
And I know that your vote will not sway
But which of the two
Is more genuine to you?
Tell the truth, Sarah Baracuda or Tina Fey?

On the right you have old Johnny McCain,
his speciality is BS and plenty of blame.
Poor old fellow--he hobbles along,
no longer pertinent, no longer strong.
It was pitiful to watch his lack of flair.
Someone, please get Johnny back to his wheelchair.
On the left we have Obama, the competition.
Young, lean and smart, in fine condition.
He speaks of new ideas and has a plan.
With any luck, America will elect this man.
On the sidelines we have Sarah,
a cheerleader-type.
Only 5 weeks in---and we are sick of the hype.
I'll stand by my original thought,
her sack of $hit, I haven't bought.
Give her plenty of air-time, and enough
rope to hang---that'll be the last we hear
of that thang.

And there are others around the country who have written Sarah Palin limericks.

http://sarahpalinlimericks.blogspot.com/

I went to the bank for some cash
My hopes, alas, were soon dashed
The teller laughed loud
As did a whole crowd
"There's no credit no more, you dumb ash!"

Yessiree, donchaknow, oh you betcha
Let's give a shout out, glad I metcha
And it's "nu-cu-lar"
On the lips of Sarah
Look out Dubya, why she might just catchya!

I'm sorry, this one's too good to pass up. It's by anonymous

Anonymous sex is effective
If your method is highly selective
But for Senator Craig
It's worse than the plague
He hit on a vice squad detective

Poor William F Buckley is dead
Now his son is using his head
The conservative's son
Has picked the right one
Not the right one, the left one instead



(In case you haven't heard Wm F Buckley's son endorsed Barack Obama)

There once was a plumber named Joe
He wanted his business to grow
There is a slight hindrance
He lacks plumber's license
Now he's known as a whining whacko

The pitbull has snapped her pointy snoot,
Gosh darn it, Johnny, I mean holy shoot!
This Obama guy is quite the stuff,
and they expect me to repeat more fluff?
I've called him a terrorist, all but a creep.
Help me think of more shots that are disgustingly cheap!
I need help out here on the trail, Johnny McCain.
Left all alone, I am like the Oz scarecrow with no brain!

There once was a General named Powell
As everyone knows, a wise owl
On Nat'l security
He's Mr. Purity
Now his fellow Republicans howl