Someone else stated that there was a fellow believer in the Flying Spaghetti Monster that dwells in these forums?

Where are you, my friend? Speak to me!

If you like Pastafarianism, try SubGenius ... they have a website now. I won’t post a link because of it’s liberal use of forbidden words on this board and in deference to those that would consider it utterly sacrilegious. A quick google will reveal it to you.

Back in the early ‘80s I considered becoming an ordained minister in the Church of the SubGenius. A friend had done so, and while reading his material, I became inspired. True Slack came upon me during Excremeditation, however, and I realized that my path was not to spend my own money; but gain the benefit of reading the material free, whenever I used his bathroom. Thus, I became a true follower, or rather not, since by not following the church, I became closer to it, though not adherent to its doctrine.

"The Church of SubGenius is an Order of Scoffers and Blasphemers, dedicated to Total Slack, delving into Mockery Science, Sadofuturists, Megaphysics, Scatolography, Schizophreniatrics, Morealism, Sarcastrophy, Cynisacreligion, Apocalyptionomy, ESPectorationalism, Hypno-Pediatrics, Subliminimalism, Satyriology, Disto-Utopianity, Sardonicology, Fasciestiouism, Ridiculophagy, and Miscellatheistic Theology."

It is also the only "religion" to offer eternal salvation or triple your money back !