There once was a man named Obama
Which sounded too much like Osama
The words from him streamed
Till everyone screamed
and wanted to hide behind Mama !!!

Daggone it, OBSERVER -- you always raise the bar so high!


A tested oldtimer named Biden
Saw pretty-boy Todd come a ridin'
On a sleigh in the summer
Which made Joe in his Hummer
LOL at the thought of collidin'

Observer and Jethro are good
They write limericks just as they should
I hope each inspires
The other's desires
For more. I'd match if I could



(Proof that I can't match 'em.)

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If Barack O-bam has his way
He'll make senescent John not-so-gay
And all the disdain
For men named Hussein
An ever-evanescent day

We wait for the next body blow
To be thrown in this pugilist show
Oh wait, is this it?
Sarah landed a hit
She's smackin' around on ole Joe

But Biden's a tough cookie too
He stands to his feet proud and true
He can't hit a lady
Who just had a baby
Oh what is the Dem team to do?

I just about pulled out all of my hair
When Biden asked a man to rise from his wheelchair
I most often laugh
When Joe makes a gaffe
But this one was not very fair

Sarah Palin wanted a man fired
That somebody else had hired
Now I ain't a rootin
For Trooper Wooten
Who tasered a child that he sired

Gov. Palin takes great care
hunting the white polar bear
No laughter I stifle
She is good with a rifle
And cross her I would not dare

If Chaney went huntin' with Palin
Who's feet in the air would go flailin'?
If records were checked
The nerves would be wrecked
-- The pellets at Palin go sailin'!

There once was a gov'ner named Sarah
Acclaimed all around for her chuzpah
They claim it's no ruse
She filed dressed a moose
Without smearing lipstick or mascara

Young Evan could brag & could boast
His executive experience was most
Then a Catholic Joe
With Senatorial blow
Stole the show, making Obama toast

McCain's campaign got off track
So he took a conservative tack
He knew Palin's not tame
He admired her trophies of game
And fell for the spectacular rack

Three cheers for the red, white, & blues
May we never forget as we choose
'Twixt Obama/McCain
Either one's right as rain
Give both men thanks & praise win or lose

While tossing a limerick bone
To red-meat Repubs on the phone
Senator McSixties said
I know what it's like to be dead
Peter Fonda isn't alone

Jethro's got game!