quote:

Originally posted by jitterbug:

There once was a VP debate
That kept a few voters up late
Silver-tongued Joe
Went toe to toe . . .

...& the lunch of poor Sarah he ate!

quote:

Originally posted by Jethro Bodine:

There once was a VP debate
That kept a few voters up late
Silver-tongued Joe
Went toe to toe . . .

...& the lunch of poor Sarah he ate!

Good one. How 'bout:

... And the parry and thrust was just great!


More please

There once was a VP debate
That kept a few voters up late
Silver-tongued Joe
Went toe to toe . . .

Madame debate, meet Master debate


(stolen from a guy who posted something similar at the Terre Haute thread)


More please

A debater, the imminent Joe
Whitened his teeth just for show
He went on TV
To show them to me
But Sarah's were whiter, you know

Joe Experience debated Young Pup
All her knowledge would fit in a cup
The Republican sons
Declared she had won
On grounds that she didn't screw up

quote:

Originally posted by jitterbug:
A debater, the imminent Joe
Whitened his teeth just for show
He went on TV
To show them to me
But Sarah's were whiter, you know

LOL Very, very good ! I'm impressed.

Thanks, sometimes they click better than other times. Try your hand at it, Harleybabe.

I went to the bank for some cash
My hopes right away were soon dashed
The teller laughed loud
As did a big crowd
"There's no credit no more, you dumb ash!"

William F Buckley is dead
And his son is using his head
This conservative son
Has picked the right one
Not the right one, the left one instead

You criticize Cindy for being an heiress,
but she hasn't been pals w/an American Terrorist.
You say that John is a playboy at heart,
Teaching crooks at Acorn is not HIS art.
Barack said we cling to our religion and guns,
God forbid though we mention it, we're racist hoodlums!!

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Now this, a true story to tell
A modern injustice befell
A man named McCain
It drives us insane
And makes angry poems set sail

The man has a genuine story
Of honor and bravery and glory
We should pay him his due
From the red, white and blue
He deserves to be honored folklorely

But status quo has spoiled things for John
His chances are weak if not gone
Bush ran up a debt
Our children will get
And our problems just now face their dawn

So the story has turned all too strange
John's chances are just out of range
McCain is a template
Few men are as great
But this country must vote for a change

I'm sorry. I would have voted for John McCain if he had been nominated 8 years ago before Karl Rove did a hatchet job on him. He is a true American hero. But in this election we need something other than the disproven trickle down economic policies and deregulation policies. John's chances were spoiled by Karl Rove, the anti-American hero.

There once was a plumber named Joe
He wanted his business to grow
But here is the hindrance
He lacks plumber's license
And he's known nationwide as Wacko

quote:

Originally posted by jitterbug:
There once was a plumber named Joe
He wanted his business to grow
But here is the hindrance
He lacks plumber's license
And he's known nationwide as Wacko

ROFL Too good. You deserve a cheer!!! Yippeee

quote:

Originally posted by jitterbug:
Thanks, sometimes they click better than other times. Try your hand at it, Harleybabe.

I could never match you. You are just way too good. I love it!

quote:

Originally posted by jitterbug:
I went to the bank for some cash
My hopes right away were soon dashed
The teller laughed loud
As did a big crowd
"There's no credit no more, you dumb ash!"

My Gosh, I wish I had the talent you did. Dang, u kill me lol