Where did the popular topic called "Sarah Palin Limericks" go? It was there last night and now it's gone.

Another one bites the dust, it seems. Too bad, I really liked that thread. Lot's of good limericks. Maybe we should start a Palin Haiku thread?

It was here earlier today. Maybe we should start an Attorney General's investigation. I'm sure Gov. Palin used her influence to have it removed. She's like that, you know.

It seems the limerick about Sarah Palin's daughter was too impolite and graphic. Wasn't mine, but it was as good a pure limerick as was posted in the whole thread. It was deleted by the administrator, then re-posted by the poet, then the whole thread disappeared. Pity. There was some good stuff posted there. Can we start afresh? Will those who posted before put up their best again, but keep it clean for the censors. Here's the fav of the ones I've done:

She started with spectacular flair
Till the earmarks she snared were laid bare
Is this beauty queener
McCain's true redeemer?
Or is she his bridge to nowhere?

As an alternative you can click on "Hey Martha" at the top (or bottom) of this page, scroll down pretty far to click on "Meadville, PA" and go to "Open Forum", then "The official limerick thread". There've been some pretty good limericks posted there.

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There once was a gal from Wasilla
Not Boston, Chicago or Philla
If the one John selected
Is really elected
Just drown me in cold sasparilla

There once was a girl from Wasilla
She liked to drink cold sasparilla
With moose steaks cooked rare
Real pit bullish fare
With lipstick her only known frill-a

There once was a girl, Sarah Palin
Your absentee vote she wants mailed-in
Just like all the cash
And earmarks she stashed
To keep th' Wasillian 'conomy from failin'

Hey, Nero. Proud. Okie. Post up a limerick or two. Let's get this thing going again. If we keep them clean they'll keep us clean.

Sarah Palin's a woman but Hillary she's not
Her politics and opinions are what women have fought

Now Johnny McCain, there’s a doozy,
Left his first wife for some floozy.
She’s a millionaire heiress,
A conservative Paris,
Her beer fortune still makes him woozy.

There’s no one deserving more ire
For our Neo-Con war-mongering mire,
Than old Mr. Bush,
Who’s now hauling his tush,
To leave town ‘fore he gets fired.

If you thought Bush was a pain
Just wait until you get McCain
the 401ks left will all be slain
but Obama followers will not have to explain
they voted for the smart one instead of the insane

OMG........ya'll are great!!! So witty and awesome!!

Palin is a pretty gal, so smart and full of pose.
Mac Daddy thought it smart to take her on the road.
Designer glasses $400 a pair, so many houses he don't know where.
A vote for for them will NOT come, I dare say from MANY and not just some!

I hope to see the day
That politicians will not have to say
I'm a christian, don't you know
you should vote for me even if my actions don't show
christlike behaviors
why do the poor, sick and imprisoned expect so many favors?