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Old Pro |
Tucked in and sharing some jokes, again!
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER (OR NOW ) 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy. SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! Thoughts for the weekend . . . . . I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press "Ctrl-Alt-Delete" and start all over? Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he said. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor! Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. But Most Of All, Remember ! A Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart |
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Old Pro |
To paraphrase a comedian I saw on Family Net a few years ago: For my weight loss program I quit using a scale. I just stand naked in front of a mirror, slam my foot to the floor, and wait for everything to quit jiggling. So far I'm down to three days, ten hours and fifteen minutes.
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Educated |
I thought I'd slide this little bit of weather history into the collective minds of one and all. As reported from sources at Scratchy Inc., the fallacy of winters not occuring in these parts has been shreaded.
We have broken a 40 year old record of consecutive days below freezing in February and established the first recorded 12" snowfalls in Minneapolis in the month dating back a hundred years. Now we have just had the second highest back-back snow storms in over a hundred years and I found this in the archives: Early Winter Signature - October 3, 1999 A new Minnesota weather record occurred over the weekend. Sunday morning, October 3rd, Embarrass reported a low of 9 degrees F (perpetual rival Tower, MN reported 14 degrees F). This is the earliest ever in the fall for a single digit low temperature in the state of Minnesota, beating the old record held by Roseau, MN on October 10, 1932 when it dropped to 8 degrees F. My thanks to Mark Seeley, Professor and Extension Climatologist Department of Soil, Water, and Climate, University of Minnesota for this and say to all of your freshly snowed in winter enthusiasts..... Tell Paul Douglas that winters are back and harsher than ever. |
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Old Pro |
True, Petco opened a couple days ago. I see sold signs were recently put up driectly behind Menards and ar the corner of Bassett & HWY 22, in front of Kohl's. The lot behind Menards appears to have been staked out already. Anyone know what's going in either of these spots? |
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Old Pro |
The goof on the roof. |
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Free Time |
True: Petco is next to PierOne. Rumor: I've heard that the two spots around Kohl's will be Lowe's and the new movieplex. Haven't heard about behind Menard's -- maybe more houses that all look exactly alike just as they are a little bit further down?!? |
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Old Pro |
Here is something that "pops" up in my e-mail every once in a while:
I haven't tried any of the above, except #17(it works) let me know if any, or al of the others work. |
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Old Pro |
Lowe's was confirmed in the paper a couple weeks ago and the movieplex deal fell through I was wondering about the smaller lot, right on the corner, below the Kohl's sign. It said pending a couple months ago, now says sold. I'm sure it will be another fast food joint More cookie cutter houses... |
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Free Time |
I know that the manager of one of the current movieplexes (he's a regular customer at my employer) was not happy about the idea of more competition moving in... I'm sure he's happy now! And just how do people find their houses when they live in neighborhoods like that |
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Educated |
But watch out for the sea gulls! (P. S. The basic ingredient is FISH OIL.) |
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Free Time |
That reminds me of one of Papabear's and my favorite things to do in Duluth -- there's a fast food restaurant (the arches kind) about a block off the lake. They have balcony with tables. No one is ever sitting out there, but on nice days if you sit near the window you can watch people who have never encountered seagulls sit out there. Usually they don't even get their burgers unwrapped before dozens of the birds attack their fries |
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Educated |
Yep. Sometimes we throw the dead minnows off the back of the boat. It is truely amazing how quickly the 1 bird in sight becomes a dozen. And they never miss any of the minnows. They keep circling until they get them all.
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Regular |
It didn't seem to do much for the cooked on grease spots on the stove....but I haven't seen any pigeons in the kitchen all day.
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Member |
I'm sure that is true. I have taken in more movies than usual as of late but I am becoming increasingly ill at the idea of parting with $7.50 for some pretty mundane films than filling my gullet with semi-warm $6.00 popcorn and washing it down with a $4.00 3 part ice/ 1 part pop drink. Add to this the lovely bride's "bill" on those nights we get out and we just spent $35.00 on about $10 worth of entertainment. Mortgage the house if you want to take the family to dinner and a movie. I welcome the competition and if people think it doesn't matter, just look at what Charter is offering now that Hicorytech is coming out with television capabilities. Viva Le Competition Viva Le Horrible Movies Viva Le Sasafrass....for he has spoken ps - if you like watching Sea Gulls attack, put on a yellow rain suit w/hood sometime when the Hummingbirds are around and watch them treat you like a big Pinata. |
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Free Time |
Yeah, but hummingbird poop is a lot smaller than seagull poop -- AND you're wearing a rain suit! This message has been edited. Last edited by: mamabear229, |
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